Mug Shots

This post is dedicated to Robert's mug shots from the past couple of months. 

Incident #1 sucking on a blue marker

I love his eyes in this shot... like.. "Whaaaaa...? This blue dye all over my lips is a prob? Chill..."

Incident #2 glitter paint all over head

I was nursing Marius on the couch nearby, but the couch does not face him. He took this opportunity to cover his adorable little head with glitter............

Oh, and then he thought he would get to play with scissors. HA!

Incident #3 finger poop smears - in Robert's defense, he was going potty (all by himself, which was great!) and went poo, but there wasn't any toilet paper. So.. what to do. He thought about and utilized his resources. Fingers on the bum and then he needed a place to wipe. 

Incident #4 room trashing and vandalism using desitin

While I was across the hall cleaning up Lily's hoard (this has to happen every 2-3 months because she has hoarder tendencies), Rob decided to do the exact opposite to his room.

Everything off the shelf from his closet

Oh, and then desitin all over him....

the floor....

...and the wall.

Incident #5 vandalism of minor's dresser using cheap Target crayons

All over the place...

...hot pink, purple and blue.

And it wouldn't come off easily.

A magic eraser was purchased and the minor in question was advised to help scrub and clean up his vandalism. 

The probation officer helped to complete the clean up project and was left with sore triceps the following day.